Friday, June 20, 2008
My cup of lemon tea
A lemon tea simply tastes great. It melts in the mouth like honey, it gives great pleasure, makes my tongue happy.
I make my lemon tea this way - put some tea leaves in boiling water, add 1 teaspoon sugar, filter & refrigerate. Take 1 teaspoon lemon juice, add ice cubes & pour the chilled tea. Walla... enjoy the lemon tea while surfing the net... feels like heaven.
Friday, June 6, 2008
Politeness
Once upon a time, the King of Great Britain went for a visit to his country side dressed himself as a farmer, to review the condition of its people. On his way he saw a military camp. The army Captain was sitting on a chair with his legs on a table & smoking a cigar.
The farmer (King) goes to the man and asks "can you show me the way to Pittsburgh?", the Captain did not answer. Farmer (King) asks again "sir, can you show me the way to Pittsburgh?". The Captain kicks the farmer and shouts "do you know whom you are talking to". The farmer (King) fell on the ground and some dust entered his mouth. He gets up cleans his face & says humbly "you look to be in the army, you must be a soldier"
"No" shouted the Captain, "senior than that".
"Then you must be a Sergeant" said the farmer (King)
"No, senior than that"
"Then you must be a Commander"
"senior than that"
"Then are you a lieutenant?"
"even senior then that"
"Are you a Captain?"
"Yes, I am a Captain of the British Army" he said proudly
"I am so sorry, I asked a Captain to show me the way to Pittsburgh" said the farmer (King)
Wondering how the poor man knows so much about army rankings he asked him out of his curiosity "how do you know so much about army rankings? were you in army anytime?"
" Yes, I am a soldier" Even the King is considered as one of the Soldiers of the Army.
"oh! so what position you are, a sergeant?" the Captain inquired further
"No, senior than that"
"OK, so you are a commander?"
"No, senior than that"
"a lieutenant?"
"No, senior than that"
"Are you a Captain?"
"No, senior than that"
The cigar came off the Captain's mouth and he took the legs came down from the table "are you a Major?"
"No, senior than that"
The Captain stands up, gives an attention position and salutes the man "Sir, are you a General?"
"No, senior than that"
The Captain was perspiring and his heart started beating high "Sir, then are you the Field Master?"
"No, senior than that"
Only the King was senior than the Field Master. The Captain realised his mistake. he was shivering as if cold caught him. He took out his revolver and offered it to the King "If a person even curses you, we shoot him. I conducted this sin of kicking you. Please take this revolver & kill me. It should be my punishment."
The King replies humbly "I am not a fool to kill one of my brave and patriot Captains. But you need to learn a lessen. When you realised that I am the King, you became humble and polite. Ensure this every time you talk to anyone. Think as if the King is with you all the time. Behave with all like you behave with me."
Being polite is not related to any factors like position, status etc. it should be practiced with all as we all are equal in the eyes of our creator.
- Excerpts from a philosopher's lecture
Solomon Grundy - Famous Rhyme
Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on a Tuesday,
Married on a Wednesday,
Took ill in Thursday,
Worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
This is the end Of Solomon Grundy.
Aren't we one Solomon Grundy ? Think
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Autobiography of a Mobile Phone
Somebody whose phone number is 1232464785 bought me at a shopping festival in dubai. I made a few freinds before i was sold. Some were from Sony Erricson, some from LG & Motorola. The buyer chose me because of my features.
I played songs, videos and games for my owner. He was happy owning me. He used to keep me neaar his heart in the upper pocket. Some people say i damage human hearts, even i do not know if it is true. And if it is - then i am sorry.
My Story ends when i was dropped i a bowl of soup in a marriage party. Engineers tried but coud not repair me. The soup too was not tasty. Anyways, now i play with children. They use me as fake mobile phone in their games. Thats my life. Good bye.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Saturday, May 31, 2008
The Newspaper Boy
"Mom don't worry, i will fix it for you" said the boy to his mother who was struggling with the drying rope in the lawn before their house.
He was a boy with divine qualities, carrying an urge within to help others. His life was made for others. This reminds of great words of a philosopher - "it is not the activity of bad people that destroys a society, but it is the inactivity of good people that does it. If you are not a part of the solution then you are the problem."
One fine morning of his vacation days, he went to his father & said "dad i want to work. I want to help you run the household."
"Its a great idea son!" said his father in an encouraging tone, "but what will you do? do you have something in mind"
"I will throw newspapers" came instantly "our teacher says there's a scarcity of newspaper throwing men in town. People often get their newspaper after 10 o'clock in the morning."
"Thats true son, but did she tell you why are there few newspaper throwing men?" asked his father to test the boy's knowledge.
"Its because most men go to the city for work, to earn better wages" the boy was sharp.
"Well then, all the best to you son. Tomorrow i will introduce you to the local newspaper vendor & be careful while riding the bike"
"Thanks dad, i'll follow your advice"
The very next day he started throwing newspapers, riding his bike with a helmet on. The block he served, received newspaper at day break. All his customers were happy. His joy of serving other was more than earning a few cents.
One fine day a storm struck the area and it was raining continuesly since 48 hours. The power was down throughout the town. The town was virtually disconnected with the outside world.
That day around 8 o'clock in the morning, door bell rang at a house on this side of the town.
"Who is it" said a frustrated old man in a grumbling voice
To this a sweet voice replied from outside the door "its the newspaper boy sir, i got todays newspaper for you"
The old man opened the door to see a sweet little boy with an umbrella & a bunch of newspapers, standing in mid of heavy rain. "its you who throws the newspaper everyday?"
"yes sir... I'm sorry for the delay today, here's your newspaper. Have a nice day" said the boy & ran towards the next door.
He believed, if you keep your customers happy, they will keep you in business.
Friday, May 30, 2008
The Moon
The moon has got great significant in indian culture. The indian calender in based on phases of the moon.
Apart from culture, the moon has been a significant part of fairy tales for children. Children call it 'mama' which means mother's brother in hindi.
This nomenclature in because of a hindu story of deity YAMA & sister YAMUNA the sacred river. Where YAMUNA used to watch the moon to remember her brother YAMA when he is away.
Try watching the moon on a full moon might along with stars. You will feel as if it is a close pal to you.
When you feel sad, go & talk to the moon & you will see that he silently responds to you words. He shares your grief like on one closer to you can.
Go make a new friend tonight.